A premature evacuation.
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I didn't know disasters can run for office
A milkshake.
They should've gone with the Hurricanes.
Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.
Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car
Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!
First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.
Hurricanes with cataracts
With one eye
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
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Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
Either way you lose the trailer!
Because white people destroy everything.
Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane
Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins
A: I have my eye on you.
Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy
A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...
They are four ways you can lose your house!
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
They hate getting cured.
The number of the car that hit you.
Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.
They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.
A cow dropped out of a helicopter.
Because it was a mooooooslim.
Shut up.
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident
One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.
About 20kg.
being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged
Putin end to my life.
Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.
Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown
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