What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

How do hurricanes see?

With one eye