What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

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Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

Why do hurricanes have girl names?

First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.