What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

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What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page?

Alt+Right

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit ! What ! Do you not know what a hurricane is

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car