How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Injure Jokes More Injure Jokes

Where would you put an injured insect ?

In an antbulance !

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?

The Rake.

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

Newfie Jokes More Newfie Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree