How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!