Injure Jokes

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel."

Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself?

The somnambulance.

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

Where would you put an injured insect ?

In an antbulance !

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

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What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

Newfie Jokes More Newfie Jokes

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

Who are these women?

A: Women working at 900 numbers.

Surgery Jokes More Surgery Jokes

What's the coolest kind of surgery?

Hip surgery.

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What are there no black people in the Flinstones?

They were still monkeys

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.