What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself?

The somnambulance.

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee