What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing