What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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Who do you call when a sleepwalker injures himself?

The somnambulance.

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!