What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?

A hobblin' goblin

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.