Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

What do you get when cross-eyed and looking at a solar eclipse?

A solar ellipses...

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

George Jokes More George Jokes

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What did One Direction say when they became popular?

Zayn Ma Luck