Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

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What is Rickon Stark's favorite band?

One Direction

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction