How do you make a blind man mad?

Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."