Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss