Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.
Egg zactly!
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
With a fork
Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:
Ayy, long time no see!
Somebody shot his dog
Chopsticks
Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss
