Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies"

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss