What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

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How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

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What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

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What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.