What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

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Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

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Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.