What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

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What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur

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What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

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How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.