What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

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What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.