What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

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How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.