Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand?

Because it's two tired.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand?

Because it's two tired.

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.