A tire.
The Holocaust was funny.
You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.
Santa Claws
All dressed up, with no place to go.
What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired
pssssssssssst
It was too tired...
Attire.
A tire
Attire
Attire...!!
a tire.