What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

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What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.