What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.