What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

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Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.