20 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old