How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

20 Year Old Jokes More 20 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.