How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where's the nearest cycle path you meant?

Thought you said psychopath.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

20 Year Old Jokes More 20 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.