How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

a quitter.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ?

Because of the .

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

20 Year Old Jokes More 20 Year Old Jokes

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!