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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

20 Year Old Jokes More 20 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.