Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

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Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Where do adolescent gangsters go?

The childhood