Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

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What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

How can that be?

I am an adult, I have adult knees."

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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!