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He throws a block party.
In square feet.
He was a master of blocking attacks.
Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
An O.
A landmine.
They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!
Dustin Johnson sneezed.
They've all mastered the riposte.
Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.
A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.
Roberto
What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."
Santa stops at 3 Ho's
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
Zero. Feet are feet shaped.
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.
A cosmetrologist.
In Hertz.