Lego Jokes

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do you call a disabled Lego?

An O.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

Square Foot Jokes More Square Foot Jokes

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Lego Man Jokes More Lego Man Jokes

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Eye Contact Jokes More Eye Contact Jokes

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.