Lego Jokes

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do you call a disabled Lego?

An O.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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What can Santa give away and still keep?

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What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?

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Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

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Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

Eye Contact Jokes More Eye Contact Jokes

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '