What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?

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What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.