What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

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What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord Of The Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.