What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

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What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?

Fog

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

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What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.