What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

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What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.