Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

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Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9