Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

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How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9