Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

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What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

A: Thunderware.

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

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What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll