What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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What is it called when buckets of paint conspire with each other?

A colour scheme.

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket in disguise.

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket