What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

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What the difference between Reddit and other sites?

On some of them you actually have a voat

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

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What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis