What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

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What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

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What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis