What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

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What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

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What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

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What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis