Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

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Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

What did Jack Frost say at his climax?

Winter is coming"

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What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis