Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

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Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

How did ISIS do on their French exam?

They bombed it...

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket