Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

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What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

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Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket