What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

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How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

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How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.