Gotham City Jokes

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

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How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

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Cause they can't protect their towers.

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What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

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Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

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What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

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you get a Hyperlink ...

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

What is Batman's Japanese emergency number?

7777-Batman

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What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.