Gotham City Jokes

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

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Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

Christian Bale Jokes More Christian Bale Jokes

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis?

Ricesis

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.