Gotham City Jokes

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

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Knives

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

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What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

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What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.