Gotham City Jokes

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.