Gotham City Jokes

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

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Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

How do poor people make it rain?

They don't.

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

Christian Bale Jokes More Christian Bale Jokes

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS