Gotham City Jokes

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

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None of them like pork.

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