What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?

then jetpack through the ceiling.

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.