Abandon Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

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Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

Walker Jokes More Walker Jokes

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.