Abandon Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

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What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Walker Jokes More Walker Jokes

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?

then jetpack through the ceiling.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of squids?

a *squad*

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

What did the cannibalistic lion do?

Swallow his pride.