Abandon Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

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What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

Whats Rick Grimes' favorite position?

Michonne-ary

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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What do you call a random complaint in Star Wars?

A General Grievance.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Mint Jokes More Mint Jokes

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

Christian Bale Jokes More Christian Bale Jokes

What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

Go Fission Jokes More Go Fission Jokes

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

What did it say?

Sorry! Gone fission.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell