What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

What kind of bird brings no babies?

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What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

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Someone who works in a mint.

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.