What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

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What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

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What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

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Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.