What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

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What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

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Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.