What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What do you call a black attorney?

A brotha-in-law

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.