More than one mother-in-law.
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Two mothers-in-law.
Two wives.
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
They keep the mailman away from his wife
Her clam smells like fish!
For fowl play.
The joke is it's own pun-ishment.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !
One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.
not enough sand.
Punishment.
