More than one mother-in-law.
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Two mothers-in-law.
Two wives.
wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this
One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.
The joke is it's own pun-ishment.
The Canadian says "That was my wife."
Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !
Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!
Her clam smells like fish!
Punishment.