What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

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Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.