Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

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The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.