So they won't whistle on the way down.
An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !
Take away their credit cards so they can't charge
An investigator.
Their peckers are on their heads.
Add $5 to a cup of coffee.
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
He still has some whistle left in his fart.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
So they don't whistle on the way down.
