Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !

What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

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What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

Why does a bride wear white?

So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.

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Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

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How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.