Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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Edward Snowed-in

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.