Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

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Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.