What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !

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How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?

Six weeks old !

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.