What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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How do you raise a baby elephant ?

With a fork lift truck !

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?

Six weeks old !

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What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !