What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !

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A surgeon.

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What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !

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What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it "

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