Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

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Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What do you call an autistic kid that accidentally ate a pot brownie?

A baked potato.

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What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.