How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Medical School Jokes More Medical School Jokes

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor