How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters. hehee

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

Medical School Jokes More Medical School Jokes

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.