How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Medical School Jokes More Medical School Jokes

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist