Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Previous Random Joke Next

Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What did the proctologist say to the pirate?

Show me your booty.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

X Jokes More X Jokes

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Algebra Jokes More Algebra Jokes

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!