Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

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What's Caitlyn Jenner's favorite comic book?

X-Men

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

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What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

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How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.