Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Booty Jokes More Booty Jokes

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

X Jokes More X Jokes

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Algebra Jokes More Algebra Jokes

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.