Algebra Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

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A hole-y Cow!

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What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

What do you call a lost legion?

A Roman army

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Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

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Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

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What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.