Algebra Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

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He worked it out with a pencil

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It has no Seoul!!

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

X Jokes More X Jokes

What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

High Power Jokes More High Power Jokes

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.