Algebra Jokes

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

What do you call a stick that's good at algebra..?

AN ARITHMESTICK.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What kind of undergarments do mermaids wear?

An algebra

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Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

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Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

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That outfit makes you look very corny."

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Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

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I don't know, I left early.

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What do you call a group of students?

A school.

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

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Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

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