What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

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What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket?

Independent

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A Hans free device

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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She grew out of her b-shells.

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How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.