What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

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Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district?

Vachina Town

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What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What is reddits least favorite dish?

Kung Pao Chicken