What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

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What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.