Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

Pioneer Jokes More Pioneer Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

40 Year Jokes More 40 Year Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.