Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What do you call an angry German?

a sourkraut

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

What country is the most fragile?

China!

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.