Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

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What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM