Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!