Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

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What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What did Zack say after discovering his coward genes?

Zackrebleu!

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What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.