Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.