Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

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What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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What did Zack say after discovering his coward genes?

Zackrebleu!

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive