Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

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Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

How is Daniel Craig a policeman?

He is in Spectre (Inspector)