Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

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What do you do when you see your neighbour staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL