Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

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What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

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How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .