Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

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What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .