Why did the policeman wake up his son?

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima