Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

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Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!