Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

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Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

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Why, Prince Stephen?

Son: Because you call me "Prince S" King: Haha yeah that never gets old

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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What did the policeman say to the jumper?

Pullover

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.