Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

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Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?

A search warren!