What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

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What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

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What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac