What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Previous Random Joke Next

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

What did the SMG dad say to his son?

Bizon Joke by:

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What have you been doing?

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

Baa Jokes More Baa Jokes

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...