What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Baa Jokes More Baa Jokes

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...