What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Baa Jokes More Baa Jokes

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What do Yoda's sheep say?

Dey go baa.