What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Baa Jokes More Baa Jokes

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

What do Yoda's sheep say?

Dey go baa.