What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

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Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

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What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!