What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

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Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.

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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

What is it called when one punches a stripper?

A hoedown!

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Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.