How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.