How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

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What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.