How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.